Monday, April 03, 2006

Dang the PHONE COMPANY... and other news

OK, for all you guys who thought I was dead....I practically am!!!! Here's what happened. I work for the "phone company"... and we have 2 lovely towers where I work. One tower, the East Tower, aka the "Party Tower" is where I worked until November 15th. The other tower, the West Tower aka the "Tower of Purgatory" is where I work now.

In the Party Tower, someone's always taking up a collection to buy a cake, or order out lunch for someone's birthday/ baby shower/just had a baby/"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that your momma passed on" party. I mean heck, there's a party like EVERY DAY at lunch. And when we wasn't partying, we were setting at our desk reading interesting blogs, and updating the world on our blog!

SoI got a new boss. Guess where he sets? Yep, Tower of Purgatory. At the Tower of Purg, we can't check our hotmail accounts, download good pictures of Ricky Martin in a Speedo, or read blogs OF ANY KIND!!!! Needless to say, my production is thru the roof, but I am totally out of the loop.

So here's the dirt in a nutshell....My dear Daughter moved to Jacksonville, and is making pottery at the Jewish Center? Why? Cause she can!!

My older son, has a new BABY!!!!! Yep, I'm a GRANDMOM finally!!!! Thank you Sweet Jesus!!!

Only the poor child looks like Condalezza Rice, and thinks like Ricky Martin so far.. But life is sweet so I am confident that that's all a changing soon. My Grandbaby lives in FREAKING WASHINGTON STATE SO FREAKING FAR AWAY!! so I haven't held her yet, but my son says he's coming in June with the family, or I will plan on going out there and kipnapping the precious little bug!!

The younger monster, er I mean son, is turning 18 in 2 weeks. So I am trying to organize a party, that won't be too gay or juvenile, but will mark the end of his childhood properly.

My littlest daughter, is still perfect, uptight and making straight A's. Did you expect anything less?

My husband is student teaching, and is 90% sure that he will be offered a job for next fall, at the school that he is teaching at. YIPPIE!!!! BRING ON THAT PAYCHECK!!!

Me... Well, I joined a gym. I'm still fat as crap, but getting muscles, and have discovered that it's all about the "core". Still working at the phone company, staying under the radar.

And that's about it for me... I solemnly promise to update my blog more often, like when I can get time on the home computer(which I can't because my darling husband is on it ALWAYS researching AKA "downloading porn" probably!) But I will try my best to update more often... and Dear Brother if you're reading this, HELLO DUMMY!!

Stay tuned for exciting upcoming Blog episodes like:
Why my Grand daughter is better than yours!
Why are the people at my gym so obsessed with my "core"?
My family in the hills, and all the people who are either sick or dying this month.
The phone company, will I ever get back to Party Tower, and I afford it?
Summer Weddings... better be happening with my 2 oldest children!!!

Oh and I got a digital camera for Christmas!!!! So stay tuned for pictures of:
The Cutest Baby in the World!!
The Cutest Kids in the World!!!
My Core!
and other random images, that no one really wants to see, but will.

Til then!


Amazon Princess said...

Hello, I am one of Darcey's friends, and I think your blog is so funny! Keep em coming!

The Muse said...

Hey mama!
You have to let me know when heathen is coming into town with this grandbaby of yours. I have to give him a big hug!!!
Miss you! We need to do lunch soon!

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