Friday, June 10, 2005

Where is my new post?

Blogger ate it.. that's where. Tards. I hate you .

Is Friday already? Yep, thank the Lord!!

Anyone want to take a nice mother in law and 8yr old kid off my hands for the evening? So I can go meet my husband at a motel and "get my groove on". Didn't think so..

Only my husband would be so anal as to get a hotel room, so he can be close to a testing facility that was only two hours away, so that he can take a test a 07:30 am tomorrow.

Excuse me dear, I could have swore you said that we were broke. Right before you booked that 7 day cruise you booked last week. And weren't you the one that said that we didn't have enough money for you to go to the dentist and have that toothache looked at BEFORE it needed a root canal? Wasn't that just last night?

Enjoy your hotel room, sweetie...... While I "enjoy" entertaining you mother.

Anyone out there got a sharp stick?


The Muse said...

I don't have a sharp stick, but I have a neat little pen that says "ajcjobs" on it. It also resembles something that one shouldn't carry in proper company. They maintain its supposed to be "rocket-ship shaped." No, man, its either some chick's unmentionable, or its a suppository. Either way, no one wants to steal it from me because its so awkward.

As always... Rachael said...

I have a sharp stick and you may borrow it while I'm whittling away making one for your very own!

I would totally entertain ma in law and kid for a day for you (i need entertainment)... but only if you'l agree to reciprocate when I have a houseguest that I love too much to poke with a stick (though part of me really wants to!)

Keep the faith babe... and make your hubby take you somewhere fabulous and sex you all over!

JUST A MOM said...

OOOOO I am so sorry your not having fun. OK for reals I am glad it is you and not me. They always say "we dont' have any money" I think it is like scratching someplaces, a GUY thing.

SouthernChickie said...

Thank you all for reading my whine. Iquit drinking, does it show?


But on the birght side. Farg is on vacation for 2 days. 2 days!!!2 DAYS!!! A little sunshine in my workday.. Now if only I could send the boss on vacation too!! (Big boss, AKA short shit.)

As always... Rachael said...

Why on earth would you quit drinking? I can only think of two acceptable reasons... if you're an alcoholic, it's necessary. It's also necessary if your trying to lose weight. I can't think of any other acceptable reasons...

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